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Acne.

Because sometimes your heel just feels stifled.

YSL

These are a must. If only because they make it look like you're walking really fast. Whoosh~

Celine

An update to the metal heel.

The flattened back is what got my attention. The snakeskin is what will get my money.

I bet you my man won't go for these. But I'll double down on the fact that I won't care.