let's all admit who the real hero is

my top three incredible dance movies are dirty dancing, flashdance, and staying alive. but let's get real and give credit to where credit is due. who gives a fuck about jennifer grey, jennifer beals or john travolta (nice facial hair dude). it's all about my childhood idol Cynthia Rhodes. growing up as the stiffest, most accident-prone, creeky joint little girl, i longed to be as gumby-like and smooth as cynthia. i mean does she even have all the requisite number of bones in her body? who moves like that? til this day, i will never pass up any of her dance scenes.

what's up Tina Tech




cmon Penny, Robbie's a douche




yeah jackie! oh hey finola, you're pretty rad too.

oh and it was her that richard marx was right here waiting for. not you.